Nerd Bird
fuck you, you fucking fuck---- <3 <3------------ (^___^) ~~
I salute you President Reagan. You led with a strong conviction, extraordinary patriotism, and always with American citizens best interest in mind. It’s too bad we don’t have you in the White House now.
hahahahahahahahahhh
it really bothers me when people don’t realize how much privilege is just reeking
from statements like “i vote conservative because of my fiscal beliefs even though i’m socially liberal”
you are LITERALLY saying your own damn wallet matters significantly more to you than the livelihoods (and lives, in many cases) of PoC, LGBTQIA folk, cis-women and everyone else who needs and deserves access to basic reproductive health services, non-European immigrants, Muslims and people who “look” Muslim, the unemployed poor AND the working poor (hey didya know many of the people at and below the poverty line hold jobs, often 2 or 3?), etc…
people who do not have the freedom to vote “with their wallets” instead of with their identities, people who are increasingly losing the “guaranteed” right to vote AT ALL (hint: that’s GOP strategy, not a coincidence)
and if you think capitalism, especially unregulated capitalism, doesn’t DIRECTLY FUEL the perennial subjugation, genocide, rape, and brutalization of the “special identities” whose lives are worth less to you than your own wallet…
then i guess i don’t need to try any harder to prove my point about privilege, do i?
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o….okay
I hope that someday when I kick the bucket, someone sees fit to do this to me.
I’ll make you into a helicopter, Miranda, don’t worry.
Just promise to make a kayak out of me if I die first.….
WHAT
i love this quote :3
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
Why is this not real yet
This needs to be.
This needs to happen.
can this be real
it would take like 3 minutes to get to my girlfriends house and backASJGDGSHAGD??? AUGAFHJADJKADJKBJADF YAAKFJKADA….?!?!
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. REALLY? I’m skeptical about the 1G of force though. Going to use my knowledge of physics to see how they can pull that off. To the physics mobile!
vaccuum. i’m curious \as to how they would make a frictionless tube and make it go fast speed like
HOOLYYYYYY SHSHSHSHSHSHIIITTT
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
The sad thing is, this would probably still happen at a university.
Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.
It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.
Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.
Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.
The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.Beautiful.
