The thought that anyone on 9gag could find ONE girlfriend, let alone five, will have me chortling for awhile.
(h/t flikkun)
I love how women are supposed to be these mythical creatures who are funny, honest, gainfully employed, subservient, and love to clean and fuck. Do you know anyone of any gender like that? Are you like that? No? Then don’t expect it of your partner. Or I guess date five people hur hur hur.
I find it interesting that they called this a “guide to love and lasting relationships.” (Yes I know the whole thing is a joke, just making some commentary here…) It seems more like a stereotypical guide to male *happiness* than love and lasting relationships. Those things inherently require sacrifice and compromise. If they’re going to crank out this heteronormative misogynist BS they could at least label it properly.
Congratulations! On your crusade to become offended by every little thing, you have successfully become offended! Not only have you taken a joke too seriously, you have spoiled it for the rest of the viewers who have to see your opinion.
TL;DR:
hahaha I went to this person’s Tumblr to see exactly who would say something that adds so very little to the conversation, and here’s what this guy’s blog description says:
“I’m Tyler and if you’re reading this you aren’t making me a sandwich.”
Too true! I’m not making you a sandwich, and I never will. And that’s your loss, because I make fantastic sandwiches.
Ooooooh hey little bro, did you know there’s a way you never have to see my opinions on things ever again??? I just learned about it and it’s really neat:
SORRY I SPOILED ALL YOUR FUN WITH MY THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS!
this thread upset me so much that I started laughing
